Apparently I have been spoiled with the oral sex I’ve received up until now; I didn’t know there was such thing as bad head for women. I guess I was living the dream life, with wonderful skilled attentive givers…ah what a life. I recently had my first encounter with a sub par pussy eater. Not sure if he just doesn’t know what women like or doesn’t like doing it; regardless it sucked. I’d like to say it just wasn’t as nice as my other partners, that’s just not true; it sucked. It was like, ‘Ah, remove yourself from down there before I lose all interest in anything sexual.’
Why do you ask? Because it was one move, an ice cream cone lick. No variation, no focusing on any special spots (hint hint), no swirl/twirl exciting fun. Just a lick up, pull back, lick up, and repeat. The fucking ice cream cone technique.
I am one of those lucky girls that can orgasm from cunnilingus, and it’s not any old run of the mill orgasm. It’s a convulsing, or-spasmic, toe-curling bliss that leaves me all limp and gooey. Dear God, it’s amazing. My husband has to hold my body down after one of those rock your world, nothing better beauties. And it goes on and on and on. I’m all dreamy-eyed just thinking about it.
So anyways, running into such a lack luster pussy eating experience really disappointed me. To me this is a necessary, frankly should be mandatory skill. I know there are those totally insane bitches that don’t like having oral sex performed on them. Maybe these poor men have only been with “those” women, but someone needs to put a stop to this insanity.
So what make’s my special spot all tingly with joy?
Enthusiasm (the secret to felliatio and cunnilingus), as mentioned previously I love performing oral sex, it gets me so turned on. I don’t think it’s something you can fake (maybe?) so really you should enjoy it if you’re going to do it.
Stick with what works a bit of variation is good – fingers included, but not really necessary. That wonder button called a clitoris is where it’s at. Find that sweet spot and nibble, suck, and lick your way to paradise.
It’s all in the numbers. As in the magical “8” swirly technique, oh, yeah that’s nice.
Don’t be afraid to suck it. When I’m close if my giver sucks my clitoral hood BAM, sends me right over the edge.
Clues for how it’s being received:
Hair pulling – good
Moaning – good
Riding your face like fucking crazy – she’s close don’t change a thing at all until she comes – and very good
I hope these tips will help others avoid ice cream cone licking catastrophes. Any other questions, tips, or insight don’t be afraid to comment below. 🙂
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